Abysmal Torment - Omnicide

 

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One of my favorite Brutal Tech Death bands of all time. These guys slay like NONE other. They will fuck your shit up without batting an eyelash. Their brand of brutality is tinged with mechanical tyranny and drenched in genetically engineered virulent blood. This Maltan, yeah that's right, MALTAN band is on a whole different fucking level of rape. Download this if you want your tighty-whities to explode like Hiroshima.

Dead To Fall - Are You Serious?

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This post consists of a dead band and an oft derided album that I thought was the best in their catalog. Dead To Fall were a band that played Melodic Death Metal during the heyday of Metalcore, and because of this misfortune, they were often lumped into that shitty category. However, in my opinion, their sound on this album was much more progressive and furious than anything their more popular "-core" peers were putting out at the time. This album got me into heavier stuff and still remains relevant and kickass to me today. Choose for yourself.

Aborted - Engineering The Dead

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Outstanding Modern Death Metal that often gets overshadowed by other bands. I've always loved these guys, they are win. Check out this classic album.

Decapitated - Nihility

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Classic. Genre-Defining. Highly Influential. Godly. Techgasm. Don't skimp on this you sons-of-bitches. Don't you fucking dare.

Pig Destroyer - Terrifyer

 

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One of the most seminal bands in all of modern Grindcore. One of my favorites and a must listen for any fan or budding music listener. Don't pass this shit up, it's phenomenal and smart Grind. No bitches.  

Portal - Swarth

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Bitches don't know about Portal. Bitches don't like Portal. Bitches don't want to understand Portal. As previously stated, those people are bitches. Download and get lost in the obsidian maelstrom that is PORTAL.

Nails - Unsilent Death

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14 minutes of sick as fuck modern grind. This is more of the outstanding Modern Grind that's been coming out lately. It packs not-so-subtle old school influence into a tight, brutal package that drives NAILS into your fucking face. Download this or you suck anus.

Gorgoroth - Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam

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A well known band in their prime when they were putting out solid albums. One of my favorite "Traditional" Black Metal records. A+++ Great seller, would buy from again.

Darkthrone - Dark Thrones & Black Flags

 

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HIKING METAL PUNKS!!!!! Darkthrone are gods of Black Metal and have a great sense of humor about their place in the Metal world to boot. Their music is monumental and this album is an outstanding mix of Hardcore Punk and screeching Black Metal, a welcome mix for the increasingly stale Black Metal sound.  This is a must have in their outstanding discography and I hope they don't stop making records anytime soon. 

Insect Warfare - World Extermination

 

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Ladies and Gentleman, please turn your attention to my FAVORITE Grindcore band OF ALL TIME. This record is absolutely phenomenal. It will make genocide upon your ears and not stop until every one of your brain cells has been extinguished beneath its unfailing assault. THIS SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP. Download or die you fucking fucks.

Magrudergrind - Self-Titled

 

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Fuck artsy-fartsy fashion grindcore. This here is THE Magrudergrind. Some of the best grind in the world right now is right there in that fancy download link. If you want to finally hear what everyone's bitching and moaning about, here's your chance.

Wormrot - Abuse

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Ungodly grind from motherfucking Singapore. This shit is Grade-A+++ Grind that is MANDATORY. Don't skimp on this heaping helping of FUCK YOUR FACE Metal.

The Numbers Of The Beast: Top 10 Albums of 2010

The time has come. The end of the year is upon us and Metal has fought hard for my attention in the bowels of my Zune. Now I will crown the warriors of Metal as kings above the pawns.

First off we will award the honorable mentions:

 

 

Sadly, as epic as these albums are, they were barely beat out by the competition. Therefore they must stay in the front room and play with crayons with the rest of the kids.

Disagree with me? Bitch in the comments. The winners after the jump.

Arizmenda - Within the Vaccuum of Infinity

Yes. This is what it sounds like in Hell. Bet you didn't know that, huh?
Indulge.


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Mumakil - Full-Length Discography

I'm not sure why I haven't posted these guys yet, but I've finally gotten around to it. The fact is that Mumakil is the cream of the crop of modern Grind ear assault. Their 30+ tracks on each album punish and destroy without skipping a beat. They've obviously studied up on their Grind forefathers and would be a great compliment to a tour that had bands such as Brutal Truth, 16, AnB, or Napalm Death.

Download both and bask in their glory.

Download - Behold The Failure

 Download - Customized Warfare

Vomit The Soul - Apostles Of Inexpression

 

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GODLY Brutal Tech-Death from Italy. This album has some of the best use of bass I've ever heard and completely crushes with its unrelenting groove and unapologetic slams. Fuck your face if you don't like this, it's Modern Death Metal done right. 

Dying Fetus - War Of Attrition

 

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On a day where everyone's voting for bullshit Senators and Congressman, I think we need to take a step back and see what Dying Fetus thinks about politics on War Of Attrition. 

"Agency mismanagement, bureaucratic sinkhole. Nauseating expense, misuse manipulation. Profit without conscience, disaster wets their appetite. Gross inflation of the contracts, common vile pyramid scams."

I'll sum it up for you, government is a bloated corrupt system run by the dogmatic morality of the simple-minded and the greed of the tyrants who hold its office. In other words, A LOAD OF SHIT THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT WASTING MY TIME VOTING ON.

Aural Diarrhea: Hammerween

Happy Halloween Motherfuckers!

Sweet Action.

It was a pretty decent weekend for me as I got to see some old friends, make new ones, and headbang my Saturday night away. So I'm proud to review the 2010 Hammerween celebration at the Beaumont Club in KC. I'm gonna go over a quick review of the 7 bands that took the stage and give you a rundown on their performance good or bad or awful. Here we go.

Mistur - Attende

This is not your average Slit-My-Throat Black Metal. It has wonderfully raping visuals. Go ahead. DL it. I dare you. Soon, you'll be experiencing the Underground black forest...













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Immolation - Majesty & Decay

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THE CANCER IS GROWING, THE CANCER IS SPREADING. This is one of my favorite albums of the last 2 years. It's uniquely heavy groove and ultra-brutal vocals are godly. Immolation is one of NYDM's founding fathers and they are here to fuck you up. Don't miss it.

Ahab - The Divinity Of Oceans

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This isn't no Whalecore/Crabcore poppycock. This is down and dirty, ocean-crushing funeral doom from the heart of Deutschland. This Metal monstrosity will cover you in tar, string you to the mast, and light you aflame as an offering to the elder gods. Now unfuck yourself and DL this peg-leg raping behemoth.

Mammoth Grinder - Extinction Of Humanity

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Thrashing brutal grind from Texas that'll rip your face in two. If you don't download this you're automatically a human tampon.

Gaza - He Is Never Coming Back

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An excellent band from the heart of Mormon country, this album is one of my favorites from 2009. This is required listening for modern Grindcore and Sludge fans. DL it and go see 'em at a show and buy their merch you asschimps.

Cephalic Carnage - Misled By Certainty

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One of my favorite bands of all time just came out with a new album a few months ago. It's a godly masterpiece of shredding technical grind and death metal wintastrophe. Unless you're a giant fuck there's no reason not to have this in your collection. Go forth and download.

Death (row) Metal - Anasarca - Moribund

I was lucky enough to come across this album years ago on another forum. German Death Metal band Anasarca had an astounding idea. Write an album with the lyrical content consisting only of poetry written by death row inmates. My opinion: How'd it take so long for someone to think of that? This shit is fucking brutal. Lock yourself in solitary and put this album through your speakers.

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Also, smoke a couple blunts and watch some Meshuggah videos. It's good for the soul (even if it's just echoing in an abyss).

Garoted - Praise Hate, Praise Murder, Praise The Beast

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Garoted, another Brutal Death Metal band from the heartland in need of our support. BLAST AWAY FOR THE METAL APOCALYPSE!

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SHREDCORE

Guitarist Chris Storey (formerly of All Shall Perish) is back at it again with his newest project, Smashface. So far, to me it sounds like the guitarwork of Awaken The Dreamers put together with the lyricist of Cockpunch. I'm diggin' this shit. http://www.myspace.com/smashfaceband

Stonehaven - Of Oak & Iron

 

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This is one of our local KC bands that truly kicks ass. You should support them with your downloading and go to their shows. Readygo.

*I do not host this material and all credit goes to the band*

Facefuck Welcomes

I magically talked my way into being Mod #2 on this site. I, too am here to share the splendid gift we call Metal, and mostly create overall mayhem. Call me an ass. Call me a Devil's Advocate. Call me what you will. I give no fucks. I just give fucks about brutal music and things that may somehow relate to it. Like this: Link

Giger designed four of these (a bass, 2 guitars, and a special Iceman for Tom Fischer), and I guess they've been producing some with the artwork engraved into the body of the guitar. I'm not a huge fan of Ibanez, but they make some pretty legit guitars, and I would definitely kill to have one of Giger's design.

Welcome Fuckfaces

 This is my blog, it's where I'm gonna post shit about Metal, links to album downloads, and just random haberdashery from time to time. It's pretty damn simple, if you really like REAL Metal, come here and have a gay old time.