This week we have a local shitstack to make fun of. Observe the best Lenexa Kansas and the Shawnee Mission West School has to offer. They refer to themselves as "Death Metal/Hardcore" just like every other piece of shit Metalcore band on the face of the planet. Their 5th generation At The Gates ripoff riffs are beyond horrid, but not so bad that they can eclipse the pure toilet vocals, and I don't mean that in a good way. This is drek.
More faggotry and analysis after the jump.
Of course some will say that because they're teenagers, their retardation is excuseable. If that's true, then as fellow Metalheads we need to correct their faggotry by pointing and shitting on everything they've done. That's the only way they can learn. But honestly, having met these douchebags and knowing that they worship As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, and Killswitch Engage, I would rather they just get hit by a snowplow.
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