METAL OR FUCK OFF.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
The Ruins of Beverast- Rain Upon the Impure
It's all about the atmosphere with this group. Listening to it makes me think about death and other similar subjects. Listen to it as you realize that you are currently rotting away in a flesh, blood and sinew suit that has an unexpected lifespan.
Indulge.
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Psyclon Nine- Crwn Thy Frnicatr
Download"All who stand before me, shall be judged."
Eat your heart out. Literally. Go and do it. Or you can live and listen to this Industrial/Black Metal catastrophe...
Eat your heart out. Literally. Go and do it. Or you can live and listen to this Industrial/Black Metal catastrophe...
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Marduk - Iron Dawn
Marduk's new EP is an awesome addition to any Metalheads arsenal. This short but sweet war tribute is 15 minutes of pure hatred and bloody soldier stumps. Take a minute and download this in anticipation of their next new release.
Nile - Those Whom The Gods Detest
Excellent Technical Death Metal. It's Nile for fuck sakes, I don't even need to explain this shit.
Friday, June 17, 2011
Gigan - Quasi-Hallucinogenic Sonic Landscapes
Second up today is the batshit psychosis of GIGAN. This band successfully melds Psychedelic atmosphere and themes with the Brutal riffage of Death Metal and the frenetic pace and structure of bands like Psyopus, TDEP, and Ion Dissonance.
Origin - Entity
It's been two goddamn dreadful months of utter horseshit. Finals, bills, car breakdowns, fucked-up relationships, work, and dying relatives. I've neglected this blog for too long because of these excuses. When I really should have been uploading all along. So today I will be going back to the glory days of sharing awesome Metal. Today I'll be giving you two of the sickest new Death Metal releases.
First up is Origin, whom once again prove to the Metal world why they are looked upon as gods of Brutality and Technicality. This is Ultra-Brutal, non-stop bash-your-fucking-brains-in DEATH METAL. Don't pass up this gory slab of win.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Ov Hell- The Underworld Regime
Ov Hell features two members of previous bands: Shagrath from Dimmu Borgir and King of Hell from Gorgoroth and God Seed.
Sounds interesting enough. Hope your ears bleed, profusely.
Sounds interesting enough. Hope your ears bleed, profusely.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Disfiguring The Goddess - Circle Of Nine
You thought Death Metal couldn't get anymore brutal? You thought fucking wrong.
UNADULTERATED. PURE. FUCKING. INSANITY.
Leave this blog forever if you don't love this.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Nocturnus - Full-Length Discography
Sorry I haven't been keeping up with the blog lately, but I'm gonna make up for it today by posting some Classic Progressive Death Metal. If you like space, Old-School brutal riffs, and songs that influenced bands like Necrophagist, then you'll definitely love Nocturnus. If you're not sure about them, at least give The Key a try. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
IMPORTANT! PASSWORD FOR THE FILES IS: darconio
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Cattle Decapitation - To Serve Man
Classic Technical GoreGrind. This album is fanfuckingtastic. Cattle Decapitation really brought the Brutal hooks on this blood-soaked escapade, so treat yourself and download this bi-winning masterpiece.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Diskreet - Engage The Mechanality
As a local Brutal Death Metal band, I've had the privilege of seeing Diskreet several times. They have NEVER disappointed me. Their brand of Technical rape is insanely heavy and always a pleasure to listen to. This band is comparative to Defeated Sanity and Hate Eternal in their level of musicianship and brutality. I don't use that word lightly either, they are FUCKING BRUTAL. Download if you want to hear some of the best BDM currently available.
Friday, March 4, 2011
The Funeral Pyre - Vultures At Dawn
I guess you could call this American Black Metal, but it has some very noticeable Grind, Crust, and Death influences seeping through as well. Sexy album, sexy band. Download unless you don't like good Metal.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Rotten Sound - Cycles
Finnish Grindcore Lords Rotten Sound just came out with a new album which I will post soon, but until then you need to study up on their 2008 masterpiece. Grind will never die.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Shining - Blackjazz
This is Black Metal, but this is not your Uncle's Black Metal. This is insanity. This is genius. This is Blackjazz.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Human Parasite - Proud To Build The Insidious Catastrophe
I'm proud as hell to rep this band. They are as heavy and groovy as a blue whale flying in concentric circles into the sun. This band NEEDS to be heard. Listen to this song and judge for yourself, this is just a taste.
Download this if you value Brutal Death Metal in any way. This album is truly devastating. I swear on Christ's crucified corpse it is.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Faggotshit Of The FUCKING MONTH: February 17th
No. Just fucking no. This band just got signed to Victory alongside Pathology.
What is this, fucking 2007? This is Hollywood Undead and Brokencyde all over again. I can't believe the scenecore market is still strong enough to support this new band and their synthcore bullshit. Their new trailer for their piece of shit new album after the jump.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Mitochondrion - Parasignosis
For those who bitch that Portal is too inaccessible, I bring you Mitochondrion. Epic fucking death. This shit is heavier than all the souls in Hell and Satan combined. Give this album a chance and you won't be disappointed.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Thorns - Thorns
Take this wonderfully diabolical music and get educated. Or die...
This band is from the Motherland of Norway. So hail!
This band is from the Motherland of Norway. So hail!
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Vesania - Firefrost Arcanum
If you've listened to Behemoth, you'll like Orion's project, Vesania. With haunting synths, great guitars, and drums so hot, you're already on fire, you can't say no to this band. As a matter of fact, if you don't like this, you'll melt into a pool of ungrateful salt and water. So, check it out. You won't be sorry.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Faggotshit Of The Week: January 30th
This week I'm hating the fuck out of a fairly well-known hipster/scene band called Never Shout Never. No doubt if you've seen any teenage girls wearing neon pink and green t-shirts in the last year with unicorn and rainbow artwork (I'm not fucking kidding), then there's a good chance you've seen one of their shirts. Now of course this article is here to hate on all toilet music, but I try to keep it Metal-related so as to not wander off and blather incessantly about nothing... Oh wait... Fuck.
Anyway, here's a video for NSN just to start off your hatebridge to hatetown.
Reasons why you should care after the jump.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Abysmal Dawn - Leveling The Plane Of Existence
CANNOT. STOP. LISTENING.
Jesus Christ this is awesome. Abysmal Dawn has solidified their significance in Tech-Death forever.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Månegarm - Vargaresa (2004)
Download
You like Viking Metal, I like Viking Metal... Pretty sure that Vikings would like their own metal, too. So, you should indulge. Or, you'll end up in a funny tale about a wayward, worthless human who got slaughtered.
Skål!
Skål!
Monday, January 24, 2011
Aborym - Generator (2006)
Download
If you like the sounds of more Industrial Black Metal, you should try these guys. Their sound is equally as Sociopathic as others in their genre (i.e. The Axis of Perdition).
You know you want to download this shit. Do it. If you don't, well...
...you'll just die.
SO, GO!
You know you want to download this shit. Do it. If you don't, well...
...you'll just die.
SO, GO!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Faggotshit Of The Week: January 20th
Ladies and Gentlecunts, I am pleased to bring you the trendy dickshit of the week. Today we have a special guest, all the way from Chump, California is Close But Not Quite. This band makes Pop-Punk Hipster Rapcore. Yes, you read that right. Listen and learn the ways of cuntbaggery.
Stab your ear pussies with spoons. It's the only way to cleanse. But before you do, check out their horrid live act after the jump.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
The Axis of Perdition - The Ichneumon Method (And Less Welcome Techniques) (2002)
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Cerebral Incubation - Asphyxiating On Excrement
With song titles such as "Gastrointestinal Rape" and "Groove-Induced Groovitoid Groovitis" it is clear to see that Cerebral Incubation wishes to rape you with groove, and goddamn they're good at it. This may not be thinking man's Metal, but it sure is the killing man's Metal.
Convulse - World Without God
Old-School Finnish Death Metal. Fuck yeah. This album got re-released by Relapse last January and so I figured I'd post this on their anniversary. Download this and see what many of their modern Death Metal brethren were, and still are influenced by.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Watain - Sworn To The Dark
SWORN TO THE DARK!!! SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN! TO THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wormed - Planisphaerium
Wormed. One of the greatest Technical Brutal Death Metal bands of all time. If you don't download this album and let the sounds therein referred to as "Music" wash over you like photons upon the magnetic refractions of long lost alien planets, then you sir are a fuckbag. This album is monumental in the world of Metal, its cosmic gorescapes exude skill to the brim and it's unyielding brutality gives you the sense of falling into an abyssal void where Cthulhu himself gnaws at your bones for a millennia. Don't miss this comrades.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Faggotshit Of The Week: January 11th
This week we have a local shitstack to make fun of. Observe the best Lenexa Kansas and the Shawnee Mission West School has to offer. They refer to themselves as "Death Metal/Hardcore" just like every other piece of shit Metalcore band on the face of the planet. Their 5th generation At The Gates ripoff riffs are beyond horrid, but not so bad that they can eclipse the pure toilet vocals, and I don't mean that in a good way. This is drek.
More faggotry and analysis after the jump.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Murder Construct - Self-Titled EP
A taste of grind spewed from the combined testicles of a supergroup consisting of members from Cattle Decapitation, Phobia, Exhumed, Intronaut, and Bad Acid Trip. This shit fucking rules. I'll be downloading the fuck out of their full-length when they get around to releasing it.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Faggotshit Of The Week: January 4th
This week I'll be starting a new post series. This series will highlight how fucking lame music really is. Of course you all know this, we didn't just start with Metal, we came from different and usually shittier musical backgrounds. However, from time to time we all need a reminder of how lucky we are to have Metal. Without it, I may have killed myself and most of my neighborhoods pets by now.
For our inaugural post I will start with a classic shitstain, and holy fuck this song is still a doozy of faggotshit no matter how many times I watch it.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ. AIDS flows forth from this open wound of a video. Fuck this shit in its ear. Better luck next week... But probably not.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Sworn - Bastards and Conquerors
Wonderfully adorning and melancholy... such a typical word to describe it. They go out of their way, like most of the black metal kind, to touch upon their Ancient Pagan ancestry. Educate yourself.
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