Friday, April 15, 2011

Ov Hell- The Underworld Regime

Ov Hell features two members of previous bands: Shagrath from Dimmu Borgir and King of Hell from Gorgoroth and God Seed.
Sounds interesting enough. Hope your ears bleed, profusely.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Disfiguring The Goddess - Circle Of Nine



You thought Death Metal couldn't get anymore brutal? You thought fucking wrong.
UNADULTERATED. PURE. FUCKING. INSANITY.
Leave this blog forever if you don't love this.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Nocturnus - Full-Length Discography


 Sorry I haven't been keeping up with the blog lately, but I'm gonna make up for it today by posting some Classic Progressive Death Metal. If you like space, Old-School brutal riffs, and songs that influenced bands like Necrophagist, then you'll definitely love Nocturnus. If you're not sure about them, at least give The Key a try. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. 

IMPORTANT! PASSWORD FOR THE FILES IS: darconio








Thursday, March 17, 2011

Cattle Decapitation - To Serve Man



Classic Technical GoreGrind. This album is fanfuckingtastic. Cattle Decapitation really brought the Brutal hooks on this blood-soaked escapade, so treat yourself and download this bi-winning masterpiece.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Amon Amarth - Surtur Rising



This is exactly what you think it is. Be warned, intense Viking Death awaits. DIG IN!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Diskreet - Engage The Mechanality



As a local Brutal Death Metal band, I've had the privilege of seeing Diskreet several times. They have NEVER disappointed me. Their brand of Technical rape is insanely heavy and always a pleasure to listen to. This band is comparative to Defeated Sanity and Hate Eternal in their level of musicianship and brutality. I don't use that word lightly either, they are FUCKING BRUTAL. Download if you want to hear some of the best BDM currently available.

Friday, March 4, 2011

The Funeral Pyre - Vultures At Dawn



I guess you could call this American Black Metal, but it has some very noticeable Grind, Crust, and Death influences seeping through as well. Sexy album, sexy band. Download unless you don't like good Metal.

Owen Hart - Earth Control



Sick as fuck new Grind. This shit will fuck you UP.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Rotten Sound - Cycles



Finnish Grindcore Lords Rotten Sound just came out with a new album which I will post soon, but until then you need to study up on their 2008 masterpiece. Grind will never die.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Shining - Blackjazz



This is Black Metal, but this is not your Uncle's Black Metal. This is insanity. This is genius. This is Blackjazz.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Human Parasite - Proud To Build The Insidious Catastrophe



I'm proud as hell to rep this band. They are as heavy and groovy as a blue whale flying in concentric circles into the sun. This band NEEDS to be heard. Listen to this song and judge for yourself, this is just a taste. 


Download this if you value Brutal Death Metal in any way. This album is truly devastating. I swear on Christ's crucified corpse it is.


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Faggotshit Of The FUCKING MONTH: February 17th


No. Just fucking no. This band just got signed to Victory alongside Pathology. 


What is this, fucking 2007? This is Hollywood Undead and Brokencyde all over again. I can't believe the scenecore market is still strong enough to support this new band and their synthcore bullshit. Their new trailer for their piece of shit new album after the jump. 

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Mitochondrion - Parasignosis





For those who bitch that Portal is too inaccessible, I bring you Mitochondrion. Epic fucking death. This shit is heavier than all the souls in Hell and Satan combined. Give this album a chance and you won't be disappointed.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Arkhon Infaustus - Filth Catalyst


 
Download

Blackened Death Metal. Enjoy.

Thorns - Thorns

Download

Take this wonderfully diabolical music and get educated. Or die...
This band is from the Motherland of Norway. So hail!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Vesania - Firefrost Arcanum

If you've listened to Behemoth, you'll like Orion's project, Vesania. With haunting synths, great guitars, and drums so hot, you're already on fire, you can't say no to this band. As a matter of fact, if you don't like this, you'll melt into a pool of ungrateful salt and water. So, check it out. You won't be sorry.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Faggotshit Of The Week: January 30th


This week I'm hating the fuck out of a fairly well-known hipster/scene band called Never Shout Never. No doubt if you've seen any teenage girls wearing neon pink and green t-shirts in the last year with unicorn and rainbow artwork (I'm not fucking kidding), then there's a good chance you've seen one of their shirts. Now of course this article is here to hate on all toilet music, but I try to keep it Metal-related so as to not wander off and blather incessantly about nothing... Oh wait... Fuck.

Anyway, here's a video for NSN just to start off your hatebridge to hatetown.


Reasons why you should care after the jump.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Abysmal Dawn - Leveling The Plane Of Existence



CANNOT. STOP. LISTENING.
Jesus Christ this is awesome. Abysmal Dawn has solidified their significance in Tech-Death forever.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

MÃ¥negarm - Vargaresa (2004)


Download

You like Viking Metal, I like Viking Metal... Pretty sure that Vikings would like their own metal, too. So, you should indulge. Or, you'll end up in a funny tale about a wayward, worthless human who got slaughtered.

Skål!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Aborym - Generator (2006)


Download

If you like the sounds of more Industrial Black Metal, you should try these guys. Their sound is equally as Sociopathic as others in their genre (i.e. The Axis of Perdition).
You know you want to download this shit. Do it. If you don't, well...

...you'll just die.

SO, GO!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Faggotshit Of The Week: January 20th


Ladies and Gentlecunts, I am pleased to bring you the trendy dickshit of the week. Today we have a special guest, all the way from Chump, California is Close But Not Quite. This band makes Pop-Punk Hipster Rapcore. Yes, you read that right. Listen and learn the ways of cuntbaggery.



Stab your ear pussies with spoons. It's the only way to cleanse. But before you do, check out their horrid live act after the jump. 

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Anaal Nathrakh - Constellation of the Black Widow (2009)




Kill or be killed. Listen...

The Axis of Perdition - The Ichneumon Method (And Less Welcome Techniques) (2002)

 

This is enough to make your self-righteous, mainstream skin crawl off the bone into a massive pile of enlightened and torturous shit. The minds cancerously birthing this album hail from Great Britain and were influenced by that awesomely twisted video game, "Silent Hill." In my opinion, it should be the soundtrack. So, enjoy this audible, life-rotting, acid bath known as The Axis of Perdition.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Cerebral Incubation - Asphyxiating On Excrement



With song titles such as "Gastrointestinal Rape" and "Groove-Induced Groovitoid Groovitis" it is clear to see that Cerebral Incubation wishes to rape you with groove, and goddamn they're good at it. This may not be thinking man's Metal, but it sure is the killing man's Metal.

Convulse - World Without God



Old-School Finnish Death Metal. Fuck yeah. This album got re-released by Relapse last January and so I figured I'd post this on their anniversary. Download this and see what many of their modern Death Metal brethren were, and still are influenced by.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Watain - Sworn To The Dark


 

SWORN TO THE DARK!!! SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN! TO THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!