Thursday, October 28, 2010

Mistur - Attende


This is not your average Slit-My-Throat Black Metal. It has wonderfully raping visuals. Go ahead. DL it. I dare you. Soon, you'll be experiencing the Underground black forest...













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Immolation - Majesty & Decay




THE CANCER IS GROWING, THE CANCER IS SPREADING. This is one of my favorite albums of the last 2 years. It's uniquely heavy groove and ultra-brutal vocals are godly. Immolation is one of NYDM's founding fathers and they are here to fuck you up. Don't miss it.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Ahab - The Divinity Of Oceans


This isn't no Whalecore/Crabcore poppycock. This is down and dirty, ocean-crushing funeral doom from the heart of Deutschland. This Metal monstrosity will cover you in tar, string you to the mast, and light you aflame as an offering to the elder gods. Now unfuck yourself and DL this peg-leg raping behemoth.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Mammoth Grinder - Extinction Of Humanity


Thrashing brutal grind from Texas that'll rip your face in two. If you don't download this you're automatically a human tampon.

Gaza - He Is Never Coming Back


An excellent band from the heart of Mormon country, this album is one of my favorites from 2009. This is required listening for modern Grindcore and Sludge fans. DL it and go see 'em at a show and buy their merch you asschimps.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Cephalic Carnage - Misled By Certainty




One of my favorite bands of all time just came out with a new album a few months ago. It's a godly masterpiece of shredding technical grind and death metal wintastrophe. Unless you're a giant fuck there's no reason not to have this in your collection. Go forth and download.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Death (row) Metal - Anasarca - Moribund

I was lucky enough to come across this album years ago on another forum. German Death Metal band Anasarca had an astounding idea. Write an album with the lyrical content consisting only of poetry written by death row inmates. My opinion: How'd it take so long for someone to think of that? This shit is fucking brutal. Lock yourself in solitary and put this album through your speakers.





Also, smoke a couple blunts and watch some Meshuggah videos. It's good for the soul (even if it's just echoing in an abyss).

Garoted - Praise Hate, Praise Murder, Praise The Beast




Garoted, another Brutal Death Metal band from the heartland in need of our support. BLAST AWAY FOR THE METAL APOCALYPSE!


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SHREDCORE

Guitarist Chris Storey (formerly of All Shall Perish) is back at it again with his newest project, Smashface. So far, to me it sounds like the guitarwork of Awaken The Dreamers put together with the lyricist of Cockpunch. I'm diggin' this shit. http://www.myspace.com/smashfaceband

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Stonehaven - Of Oak & Iron

 


This is one of our local KC bands that truly kicks ass. You should support them with your downloading and go to their shows. Readygo.

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Facefuck Welcomes

I magically talked my way into being Mod #2 on this site. I, too am here to share the splendid gift we call Metal, and mostly create overall mayhem. Call me an ass. Call me a Devil's Advocate. Call me what you will. I give no fucks. I just give fucks about brutal music and things that may somehow relate to it. Like this: Link

Giger designed four of these (a bass, 2 guitars, and a special Iceman for Tom Fischer), and I guess they've been producing some with the artwork engraved into the body of the guitar. I'm not a huge fan of Ibanez, but they make some pretty legit guitars, and I would definitely kill to have one of Giger's design.

Welcome Fuckfaces

 This is my blog, it's where I'm gonna post shit about Metal, links to album downloads, and just random haberdashery from time to time. It's pretty damn simple, if you really like REAL Metal, come here and have a gay old time.